Friday, June 24, 2011

Baggage Allowance

Here are the requirements for entering this cabin
No more than the minimal amount of baggage
Cabin is sensitive; it cannot take too much weight,
It must be able to sustain balance, you understand.
Excess baggage must be checked elsewhere
If you insist on bringing on more, it'll cost you dear.
Please keep your voice down; keep the peace.
Avoid carrying any potentially dangerous items-
We will confiscate - don't complain.
Take what you need to pass the time-
We'll provide entertainment, but there's a limit.
If you're handicapped or have dietary requirements,
We can handle it - but do let us know in advance.
As for liquid matter, we have measurements,
But it's best left behind.

Thanks for choosing us - enjoy the ride.